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I cuddle on the first date
Beards, tattoos, piercings, and chub. Yeah, that's a pretty awesome combo. DPCTED's hilarious yet unapologetic T-shirts fit the person who takes pride in himself, beard, belly, and all. Made from comfortable cotton and sized up to 5XL, you'll find a shirt to fit your big and beautiful personality. Get a DPCTED shirt with as much flavor as you.
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Chubby, Taken, Bacon Red Shirt...There's nothing wrong with enjoying a bacon double cheeseburger on a second date.425 peeqs
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SUPER AWESOME
Ditch the pre-conceived notions of beauty and go out there and party with your DPCTED tee on. -
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BIG SLIM
Sizes go up to 2XL. Yet all shirts are pre-shrunk for a slimming – but not slim – fit. -
Bearded Guys Cuddle Black Shir...Bearded guys are better at everything, especially cuddling and foot massages.265 peeqs
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I Heart Chubby Guys Black Shir...Because you know a chubby guy knows how to pick a restaurant for a date.
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I Heart Chubby Guys Red ShirtThis isn't some unique statement to set us apart. We really love chubby guys.176 peeqs
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JOE PESCI FUNNY
The unapologetic humor ensures they're laughing with you, not at you. Or you'll cut them like Pesci. -
I'm Chubby Lets Party Black Sh...Inspired by the immortal picture floating around the Internet. Rock on, chubby guy...138 peeqs
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I'm Chubby Lets Party Red Shri...We guarantee you that this tee will get you LOADS of free drinks at the bar.126 peeqs
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Awesome Red Shirt"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and just be awesome instead. True story." ~Barn...281 peeqs
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Love Sucks Black ShirtLove might have given you an emotional boo-boo, but it's nothing a warm cuddle can...208 peeqs
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Chubby By Choice Black ShirtDPCTED shirts celebrate the beauty that's not on GQ and InStyle. True American bea...186 peeqs
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Black 1st Date Cuddler ShirtKeep your tongue in your cheek when it's the first date. Cuddle instead.297 peeqs
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