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I Cuddle On The First Date Shirt
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Subtlety is not DPCTED's game. These shirts are meant for people who are loud and proud about who they are. This St. Louis based shirt company captures the raw humor of the Midwest, and displays proud messages that are unapologetic and hilarious at the same time. The clean typography also adds style points, while the classic red and black colors will fit with the majority of your closet. Get this shirt for a friend: they'll crack up first, and they'll love the laughter it'll elicit from their friends.
- 1 t-shirt
- 100% cotton
- Available in sizes S – 5XL (size chart here)
Sizes
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- S/M
- M
- L
- XL
- XXL
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- Shipping: $5.95 for your 1st item + $1.95 for each additional item added to the same cart. Ships within 14 days of the end of sale.
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I cuddle on the first date
Beards, tattoos, piercings, and chub. Yeah, that's a pretty awesome combo. DPCTED's hilarious yet unapologetic T-shirts fit the person who takes pride in himself, beard, belly, and all. Made from comfortable cotton and sized up to 5XL, you'll find a shirt to fit your big and beautiful personality. Get a DPCTED shirt with as much flavor as you.
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