Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Laugh at the things you study
Impress houseguests with your intellect AND humor with these whimsically academic lifestyle products. The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild takes a hysterical approach to history's most luminary figures (think vulgar Shakespearean English with poetic insults.) They make great gifts for grads, especially the liberal arts ones with extremely long job searches ahead.
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Adam & Eve Disappearing Leaf M...The forbidden fruit was "awareness," which usually doesn't kick in until we've had...420 peeqs
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Disappearing Cheshire Cat MugPour in some hot coffee or tea and revel in the nostalgia of that disappearing cat...788 peeqs
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HAPPILY UNEMPLOYED
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Freudian Sips MugCover that awkward Freudian slip with a drink from this appropriately themed mug. ...396 peeqs
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Shakespearean Insults MugConfound your enemies with insults like: "Thou art a plague, a puss, a boil upon t...415 peeqs
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SPREAD THE WEALTH
These guys give $40,000 a year in donations to foundations like the Brooklyn Public Library. -
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Great Moustaches MugCelebrate the most masculine of facial hair formation with the moustache's greates...850 peeqs
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GET A B.A. IN AWESOME
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The Wild Night Mint 4-PackThese miracle mints will improve your love life, forgive sins, cure boredom, AND f...488 peeqs
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The Feminist's Mint 4-PackIt's hard work being an empowered woman in the 21st Century. At least your breath ...451 peeqs
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Inconvenient Truth MugYou could drink out of a "Go Bears" mug, or you could spread consciousness of an i...
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The Wives of Henry VIII MugWe learned more about Henry VIII and his wives from this mug than from a semester ...240 peeqs
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Shakespearean Love MugThere's a reason why Shakespeare was considered to be the smoothest of talkers.519 peeqs
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The Amazing Houdini MugWondering how these disappearing mugs work? Sorry, but a magician never reveals hi...255 peeqs
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Presidential Promises MugA slice of American history conveniently and artfully renditioned onto a coffee mu...266 peeqs
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Disappearing TARDIS MugCoffee has time traveling properties. Drink a cup and poof! You're 5 minutes into ...721 peeqs
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