Unemployed Philosophers Guild

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Unemployed Philosophers Guild
Laugh at the things you study

Impress houseguests with your intellect AND humor with these whimsically academic lifestyle products. The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild takes a hysterical approach to history's most luminary figures (think vulgar Shakespearean English with poetic insults.) They make great gifts for grads, especially the liberal arts ones with extremely long job searches ahead.

  • Adam & Eve Disappearing Leaf M...
    The forbidden fruit was "awareness," which usually doesn't kick in until we've had...
    420 peeqs
  • Disappearing Cheshire Cat Mug
    Pour in some hot coffee or tea and revel in the nostalgia of that disappearing cat...
    788 peeqs
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  • HAPPILY UNEMPLOYED

    These products have been featured on both The Tonight Show AND The Today Show.
  • Freudian Sips Mug
    Cover that awkward Freudian slip with a drink from this appropriately themed mug. ...
    396 peeqs
  • Shakespearean Insults Mug
    Confound your enemies with insults like: "Thou art a plague, a puss, a boil upon t...
    415 peeqs
  • The Thinker Mug
    We could figure out the meaning of life if only we were awake enough to think.
    281 peeqs
  • SPREAD THE WEALTH

    These guys give $40,000 a year in donations to foundations like the Brooklyn Public Library.
  • Mug Shots
    Give drinking games a gangster twist without having to bust out the Russian Roulet...
    515 peeqs
  • SHOT Glasses
    Get it? They're shot glasses with bullseyes, so you take them and get hammered lik...
    426 peeqs
  • Great Moustaches Mug
    Celebrate the most masculine of facial hair formation with the moustache's greates...
    850 peeqs
  • GET A B.A. IN AWESOME

    Unite with your fellow hard-to-employ Humanities majors with this carefree academic lifestyle loot.
  • The Wild Night Mint 4-Pack
    These miracle mints will improve your love life, forgive sins, cure boredom, AND f...
    488 peeqs
  • The Feminist's Mint 4-Pack
    It's hard work being an empowered woman in the 21st Century. At least your breath ...
    451 peeqs
  • Inconvenient Truth Mug
    You could drink out of a "Go Bears" mug, or you could spread consciousness of an i...

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  • The Wives of Henry VIII Mug
    We learned more about Henry VIII and his wives from this mug than from a semester ...
    240 peeqs
  • Shakespearean Love Mug
    There's a reason why Shakespeare was considered to be the smoothest of talkers.
    519 peeqs
  • The Amazing Houdini Mug
    Wondering how these disappearing mugs work? Sorry, but a magician never reveals hi...
    255 peeqs
  • Presidential Promises Mug
    A slice of American history conveniently and artfully renditioned onto a coffee mu...
    266 peeqs
  • Disappearing TARDIS Mug
    Coffee has time traveling properties. Drink a cup and poof! You're 5 minutes into ...
    721 peeqs

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