Horrendous movie adaptations aside, Shakespeare really was the smoothest talker to ever walk this planet. His words have warmed the hearts of fair maidens everywhere, and he's given inspiration to many men in attracting those maidens. The Unemployed Philosophers gives it up to the most eloquent playa' in history, with his greatest utterings immortalized onto this coffee mug. Aiming for that cutie in your English class? Break the ice by inviting them for a cup of coffee, and bust this mug out as a conversation piece.

Learn a thing or two about proper mug usage and etiquette.