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The Wild Night Mint 4-Pack
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The Unemployment Philosopher's Guild has put a bucketful of magic into powerful mints. Seriously, watch how it can do wonders for your love life. The Forbidden Fruit Mints have a sweet-and-tart flavor that'll catch his nose, the Mints are a Girl's Best Friend are a must-have before the hot date, The Before, During, and After Sex Mints ensures fresh breath throughout the night, and the Atone-Mints gives a little pious boost to your soul and breath after all that sinning.
See the other wonders U.P.G's mints can do for you!
See the other wonders U.P.G's mints can do for you!
- 4 tins of mints
- 4 oz each
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These miracle mints will improve your love life, forgive sins, cure boredom, AND freshen your breath.
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